Ahri screamed as she ran, scared to look behind her at the horror chasing her. She ran down the river, before turning into the pit which Baron Nashor called home. As she ran past the Baron, who was in the middle of having a cup of tea, she desperately looked for another exit. Then, she clicked her fingers and surrounded herself in spiritual energy, before dashing through the wall of the pit. Emerging inside her teams jungle, she then calmly looked around, then walked away.
As she was walking past the area where the Lizard Elder resided (which was currently in the process of being suplexed by Udyr), she heard a massive crash, and looked around the corner to see the wall of Baron's pit smashed in. A dark shadow emerged from the pit, holding the Baron's skull in one hand, and a tea cup in another. The figure dark the tea, then tossed the cup away and howled to the heavens, before charging into the light, revealing itself as Warwick. He was panting, and his eyes were glazed over with lust. Screaming again, Ahri ran for her life, towards her base. Warwick followed, charging past the Lizard Elder (whcih was currently tapping out to Udyr's choke hold) and smashing throguh a turret as he ran up mid. Then, he managed to catch up to the screaming Ahri, only for the other eight champions on the Rift to tackle him down. Panting, Warwick tried to drag himself to his feet, but Jax rapidly beat him over the head, knocking the wolfman out.
The match was soon canceled, and the Summoner's Rift repair crew, lead by League champion Eve, was left with the task of undoing the damage Warwick did on his lust-driven rampage, and with the task of consoling a distraught Baron over the lost of his favorite tea cup.
Redulation #6969: Warwick is not to compete in any League matches containing female champions during his mating cycle.