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Do you imagine you scare me? You are nothing except a pathetic exemplar of your sister. Look at you, threatening people with death for disagreeing with you, threatening people to get them to do what you want. Sound like anyone in your family? Say a certain white-winged blonde?
Whatever you are, whatever power you have, know that you are nothing but your sister's sister, in thought, in action, in spirit.
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I'm not threatening
everyone with death if they disagree...just a few people, when they
won't [REDACTED] leave me alone.
I don't care if I don't scare you. Just leave me the [REDACTED] alone! I don't need your opinions!
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'ey there, dark magic laideh! Just so ye know there's loads 'o wheat near ye Noxus that I grew! Ye can 'ave as much as 'alf of 'em cos Arthur and 'is Trinity guys got me covered! Other 'alf goes to the newest Mundo Moonshine, though!
Signed by belleh mark,
GRAGAS
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...Hello.
I guess I
could use a little more wheat.
Someone cut up all my spares last night...
I'll find you.
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Morgana,
Aren't you glad you didn't use the chains last night? See what happens when I can move?
~Talon
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I concede this "victory" to you...but I still know that it's more fun for both of us when I use the chains.
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Dear Morgana,
Lets say Alistar knocks you up in the air. And, for the sake of the question, everybody looks up. What do you do?
Summoner Wex
P.S. How do you keep your shirt up without straps? It makes no sense!
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They'd probably get an eyeful.
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And then I'd tear out all their souls, so it wouldn't matter.
P.S. The...size of my bosom helps quite a bit. And I do have a strap on my back.
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...rather than ask you not to do such a thing, I pose this question: would that really be satisfying? As much as I appreciate the importance of planning and strategy, I find very little satisfaction in overcoming an enemy through deception and trickery. A proper victory should involve what Tryndamere and I do when we're lucky enough to be on opposite sides of the Fields of Justice - a spectacle of power, strength, and skill, as our steel clashes and our efforts go solely into ripping each other apart. Where the victor returns, covered in sweat and blood, remarking "you should see the guy who lost". Wouldn't overcoming your enemies THAT way be far more satisfying than sullying the health and safety reputation of your bakery?
I hope you've seen Tryndamere and I fight, by the way. I hear that the Summoners, if the fight's outcome doesn't decide anything important, simply let the two of us fight, rather than sending the others in to decide the match. Apparently, we are a sight to see.
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It wouldn't be nearly as satisfying if she died from poison. As opposed to if she died, rooted in place while I ripped her limb from limb, fed on her flesh, while she begged for sweet, sweet death-
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Fine. I withdraw my plans to poison. But only for your sake.
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