(( Was playing as Xerath one day, enemy team is doing Baron and several of them are about to die...

Ziggs: "Hey Xerath, whats the weather look like?"

Xerath: "Well my manic friend, it looks like LIGHTNING BOLTS with a chance of mushroom clouds"

We both ult Baron.... Ace! ))

((The pentakills are mine alone.
ALL MINE.))

Xerath,
why is it that some hate on you, dispite the fact that you can snipe them from 7 miles away?

Twitch

You should not go around impersonating champions. I hear Twitch has become quite the civilized rat recently.

I believe the phrase is 'Haters gonna hate.'

That's right, I'm talking about you, Orianna.

((Bumpity.))

Hey, lightning guy, I wonder: Do you have fleas?

I have ascended beyond my frail human body, gained power like no other, and you wonder if I have fleas?
Leave my presence.

Magus Ascendant,

I recently began to summon you. You say that you are the only one with the secrets of magic, but I find it hard to believe that you know all magic possible. Undoubtedly, your transformation has given you an immense amount of power, but I still am unsure that you know all magic.

-Starn3rd