Miss Fortune. No, I swear she I didn't bring her here, I don't know how she got in. Please don't dump me.

Twitch wtf

*opens the bathroom door* "YARR!" /parley'ed

I was going to post something funny but then I took an arrow to the knee from Ashe for peeping

Vi. I think im ok with this
Just don't want to get fisted

*Opens bathroom door.*

You cant milk those.

*Has nightmares for 2 months*

Annie
I think I might be going to prison.

I walk in the morning to find a small bug in my shower, I come back a couple hours later to pee and it grew a lot larger, come back in after work only to see my dog eaten in one bite by a giant monster.
Why Cho why?

I very, very carefully check to make sure that the shower is still spraying WATER after Singed takes his shower...

****ing twitch