"HEY THERE BOYS AND GIRLS." Annie says, an almost accurate representation of what a smile should look like covering her face. "I'm Annie Hastur! And this is my playhouse! AAAAAAAH" She waves her hands around as the camera zooms in and out on her, tilting to the left and the right rapidly.

"AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, TOASTY THE TOASTER!" She points to a animatronic toaster with a face built into it, very well designed. But also very cartoonish.

"So, Toasty, have you seen my bear tibbers?"

Toasty's blank, soulless eyes turn to Annie. "Beneath the skin we are all ready to sin. It takes but only a nudge, a temptation, and even the purest of us fall. In fact, it is the purest who desire to fall from grace most of all."

Annie giggles. "Wow! What a story, Toasty!" She turns back to the camera. "But that still leaves us with the question of where my bear is. Do YOU know where he could be hiding, everyone at home?"

She tilts her head a bit farther than should be possible to the left. Behind her, also to the left, is Tibbers carving a pentagram into the wall.

The camera jump cuts to a color inverted Annie. Very faint chanting can be heard. "Steal, rape, murder! Steal, rape, murder!"


The camera jumps back out to normal, and where tibbers was carving the pentagram behind her, there is now a door.

"What's that? You think he's back there?" She turns around, and moves towards the door. The camera pivots and follows her, showing Toasty on the counter to her side opposite of the camera, staring at her, mouth open and filled with fangs made of what appears to be burnt bread. His eyes are now completely black.

The camera pivots back behind Annie as she opens up the door, and steps inside. Or rather, outside. As it leads out into a heavily forested area. The camera slowly swivels around to her front. There is no house, or even a door behind her. Just a small meadow.

"Well, where do you think I should head? That way?" She points off to a path heading towards a group of mountains in the distance. Much of the forest seems to be between the mountains and where she is now.

"Or that way?" She points to the other side, what appears to be a swampland is clearly visible through some trees. Not even a few yards off, in fact.

"Well, everyone?" She smiles.

((I only have one comment: O.O ))

Help Annie find her bear! Dont just stand there are post OOCly.)

No, you're the viewer! You're watching the hextech runevision show! You need to call in and tell annie where to go.)

A little girl calls Annie on the Hextech Talk-o-tron 9000

"Hello Annie? My name is Narra. I think that your bear went toward the mountains. Bears don't like swamps as much as I know. Also maybe your bear will lose his fire if he enters the swamp water?"

Narra clears her voice

"Also the mountain has more animals to eat then the swamps"

"What an astute guess!" She pulls her fake smile once again, and begins to skip off towards the mountains, through the forest. Tendrils of slime and vine and mold just barely miss grabbing her. They recede back to the swamp.

"Well, now, what do we have here?" Annie stops, peering at a small orb, swirling slowly as she stares. The scene continues for ten minutes with Annie just staring at the orb. The chanting from before can be heard again. Every other minute, for five seconds, horrific images appear on the orb. Burning cities, children killing their parents and dressing themselves in their skin. These are some of the more tame images that appear.

"Wow, that sure was fun, boys and girls!" She jumps back up and begins skipping off to the mountains again. The trees bleed black blood as she skips past them.

Finally, she reaches the foot of the mountain. "So, should I climb up, or try and find a path?"

(( I ... am slightly disturbed about this.

And yet intrigued. ))