((OOC: Since it doesn't appear that anyone has RP'd Maokai and/or has done an ask column yet, I've decided to make one, but if someone has already RP'd him, feel free to tell me and I'll stop posting. I'll probably make an account for this later on if it hasn't been done so.))

Those summoners have awoken me with their misuse of magic and now they have forced me to answer questions that I cannot avoid...

-Maokai

((OOC2:Apparently the IGN Ask Maokai has already been taken, So I will discontinue this should that person decide to post, sorry! Unless someone can give me a good idea for an IGN))

Dear Maokai

when you eat your sapling is there a gooey Center??

Dear Maokai,

How do you feel about yordles?

Also, what is your breakf... Uh, nevermind.

- Bandle Summoner Pink Madison

Twisted Treant,

How compatible do you believe a plant is with machinery?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald

((Now I can laugh at my friend for taking too long to level his smurf. Heh.))
Maokai, do you still need to be watered after gaining sentience?

Do you enjoy playing on twisted treeline? I don't know of anyone who likes that mode.

((What is it with you people and not wanting to do smurfs? It takes like an hour to get an acc to level 5, less if you're doing bot games.))

(( Hey, JarJar, read the first post, Ask Maokai was taken and the person couldn't think of another name to use at that moment and was open to suggestions from people :P ))
(( And from now on, I will always refer to you as Prince JarJar in OOC posts ^^ ))

((It's not that hard. Ask Maòkai, Ask Maökai, Ask Maôkai, Ask Maokaî, Ask Maokaì, Ask Màokai, Ask Máokai, Ask Máokái, Ask Máòkáì, Ask the Tree, Ask the Treant (bit of a stretch on that one), Ask a Tree... he has options.

And only Wukong is allowed to call me that.))