(I KNOW, YOU GUYS PREFER SMURFY ASKS. I'll gladly step down if someone less lazy than me wants to do this smurfy. But hey, a bunch of you already know the Ask I already do, so hey, at least you know I'm good at this~)

Hello, summoners... so glad you could visit... you all know me as Evelynn, and that'll do, though I do love the nickname some of you have given me. The Widowmaker, kakaka. It seems all the other champions are doing these things, and I've finally succumb to peer pressure. Ask me whatever you wish... just know that anyone who disappears from this column asked me a question I didn't like~.

- The Widowmaker

Any reason you are the Widowmaker, since I did not notice you marrying anyone?
But, isn't it, to be a widow, required to lose the marriage partner?

Get a wife, monkey boy, and I'll show you how I'm the Widowmaker. Ehehe... I'm not a widow, the wives of my victims are.

- The Widowmaker

Evelynn,

Sup?

-Jay

Greetings Widowmaker, I just wanted to welcome you, And I have a question, what is it that you do to became invisible?,be cause you know, I sometimes dream of spinning while im stealth mhm... That would be great...

Don't tell him. I'll have a talk with Morello, and get you even MORE nerfed if you do.

Hey, do you like Oracles Elixirs?

*Evelynn smirks, mockingly posing like a chatty teen* Oh, y'know, making my enemies screan, cutting their screams off with my bare nails, the usual~.

*grins, showing off pointed teeth* All I'll tell you is that you could do this too... journey to the Shadow Isles sometime. Just know that learning something like that... does things to you. Kakaka~.

*glare* Morello *spits the name* will suffer. I'll drink his screams like wine...

Not particularly, my dear summoner, but I suppose my victims deserve a fair chance to escape... they never do, but they deserve the chance...

- The Widowmaker

Interesting but I rather like my skin colour, not saying you look bad in blue, but it does not suits me, anyway thanks for the support, and sepeaking about the Isles, would you share anything about your childhood, even if it did not occured over there?

Dear Evelynn,

In imperial metrics, exactly how much effort does it take to move like that in heels?