Originally Posted by Dear Urgot
Greetings, *wheeeze* inventor.
What do you think of the *wheeze* technology used to reanimate my *wheeze* body?
To describe the handiwork of Professor Stanwick Piddley in one word, that word would be "prototypical."
This is because I have not seen any of his technology that he could be bothered to actually test before being implemented, such as in the case of your rather...haphazard reconstruction. As a result, while the man has made some astounding breakthroughs in techmaturgical theory, in practice his work ranges from incomplete to woefully, disastrously ramshackle.
However, in your case I feel I must give him some modicum of recognition. Having seen your case study, the condition of your body was so unspeakably irreparable that it is frankly a miracle he was able to help you at all, even if it was not exactly beneficial in the strictest sense of the word. I credit your continued existence to you rather than to him.
The Titan isn't a band... it is a monster more destructive than... The Burning Vengance... all who hear it's call know... you have not...
Indeed? To have the raw destructive capability greater than that creature would be an impressive feat. I would find it quite stimulating to examine and learn from such a being.