Greetings, *wheeeze* inventor.

What do you think of the *wheeze* technology used to reanimate my *wheeze* body?

The Titan isn't a band... it is a monster more destructive than... The Burning Vengance... all who hear it's call know... you have not...

...Well.

To describe the handiwork of Professor Stanwick Piddley in one word, that word would be "prototypical."

This is because I have not seen any of his technology that he could be bothered to actually test before being implemented, such as in the case of your rather...haphazard reconstruction. As a result, while the man has made some astounding breakthroughs in techmaturgical theory, in practice his work ranges from incomplete to woefully, disastrously ramshackle.

However, in your case I feel I must give him some modicum of recognition. Having seen your case study, the condition of your body was so unspeakably irreparable that it is frankly a miracle he was able to help you at all, even if it was not exactly beneficial in the strictest sense of the word. I credit your continued existence to you rather than to him.

Indeed? To have the raw destructive capability greater than that creature would be an impressive feat. I would find it quite stimulating to examine and learn from such a being.

How would you have gone about my...*wheeze* reconstruction, Inventor?

With your condition, it would have been much simpler to construct an entirely new body for you from scratch, if not some form of full body life support suit.

This is entirely as an academic exercise mind you. With your current augmentations, even if I wished to repair you, the shock of removing you from them would certainly kill you, and necromantic techmaturgy is a practice I prefer not to take part in.

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((Here comes Lulu to save the day!))

Lulu and pix fly into Heimetdinger's office, laughing as she reached the yordle genius.

"Hey there Heimer!" She exclaimes, "Pix says I should make more friends with my fellow champion yrdles. You're the smartest yordle I know, so tell me, what's the scientifically best way to have fun?"

Heimerdinger, what do you think about the potential that riot will reconstruct your rules and may completely change how you fight on the fields of justice, are you prepared for this random construct of entropy? Do you believe it will be beneficial on your end or will it negatively impact how you work on the fields of Justice?