((It's a dance club. Not much else to say.))

As one walks into the club, they may be temporarily blinded. There's flashing lights everywhere, on the walls, the floor, everywhere. There's a bar (where Brolaf is), and a DJ booth, inhabited by Summoner Jay.

Come in, come in! Enjoy the party!

...Bro.

A drink menu can be found behind the bar, which also includes the regular Graggy Ice.

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Wu walks up to the bar.

"I saw an empty DJ booth. Unacceptable!!!
It's time for DJ Funky Monkey to raise the roof!!!"

Brolaf high-fives Wu.

"Yeah bro! Hey, I gotta run out for a few and grab some extra Graggy. Can you hold the place?"

"If we gonna bro this, we have to do a bro fist."
*Epic bro fist*
"Wait! It rhymes....Oh, yes, count on me bro."

*about to walk in*

Gah! Too bright!

*puts on a pair of Shades*

Wonder if they got Lux working the lighting?

"Lux? That's a brotastic idea, bro!"

Jay stumbled in, wearing his concert dress and stomping angrily. "Why the heck did you open without me, bro? I built this stuff; better let me use it!"

((For the record, in a fanfic I wrote a while ago, I invented club music in Runeterra with the help of Kaz, Belthazor, and Rumble. Same character, same reality.))

(( I reject your reality and submit that you're living in a crazy fantasy world where Riven likes clubs. ))

((She liked the song I played that was the least clubby...so there.))