do you have a brain?

Everyones. Regardless if they want me there or not. It's lots of fun. I pop out of the cake, they scream, I try to steal their souls, they put me back in my tower. Good times. Goooooood times.

I am made of straw. Clearly you are the brainless one here.

-Fiddlesticks, the Harbinger of Doom

Fiddlesticks, what do you think of Annie and Brand?

A feel a little bad about destroying Annie and consuming her soul. She seems like she would make an excellent agent of doom in the future. She's even gone so far as to make a shadow bear her pet. I mean...come on! That just screams destruction.

As for Brand....hehehehehe. Well, lets just say I would stand in his way if he was ever released from his prison cell. In fact, I'd probably help him. While burning this world to the ground wouldn't have been my first instinct, it will do the job just fine.

Taste wise I would imagine Annie to be like veal, and brand to be what you mortals call, S'Mores. That or burnt steak, I'm not too sure. Either way they are both very fulfilling.

Fiddlesticks tell us what every champion taste like

Crow-Bro,

Thoughts on Anivia and Swain? They're both kinda birds.

Also, SURPRISE!

Brolaf, king of Bromacia

That frozen turkey is annoying and pretentious. Thinking she can escape death by simply turning into an egg for a few moments. BAH.

As for Swain, I quite like him. I believe Beatrice and Dark Wind get along quite well. They are both creatures of something far more devious in nature, and Swain may be a man of few words, but I can see a bit of myself in him. I can not pretend to know his end goal, but I will say I think it goes beyond simply conquering this world...

This could take a while. I will begin work on it immediately. Please excuse any drool.

Champion Cooking With Fiddlesticks:

Greetings summoners, and meals, I will now compile a list of the variety of tastes of all champions to the best of my ability, enjoy. I know I will. Fiddlesticks wipes some green slime from his mouth.

Ahri - Spicy Fox
Akali - Shadows (If you could taste shadows you would understand)
Alistar - Very Fatty Beef
Amumu - Tears(Very delicious, a bit of a delicacy and an acquired taste)
Anivia - Frozen Chicken Nuggets
Annie - Veal
Ashe - Ice
Blitzcrank - Hot Oil
Brand - Tastes like Burning(or burnt steak)
Caitlyn - Cupcakes
Cassiopeia - Poison(non-orthodox, but still good)
Cho'gath - Melting Pot
Corki - Lead
Darius - Blood and Steel
Dr. Mundo - MUNDO! (Grape Juice)
Evelynn - Shadows
Ezreal - Dirt(What did you expect from an explorer? Take a bath once in a while)
ME!!! - DOOOOOM!
Fiora - Arrogance
Fizz - Calamari
Galio - Rock Candy
Gangplank - Orange Juice
Garen - DEMACIA!! and Ham(Tastes like Katarina for some reason as well...)
Gragas - *Hic!*
Graves - Smoked Ham
Hecarim - Horse-meat in an Ectoplasm sauce
Heimerdinger - BRAINS!!! SO MANY BRAINS!!!!

Fiddlesticks begins drooling excessively suddenly.

Right...where was I?

Irelia - Pain
Janna - Whipped Cream(egg whites maybe?)
Jarvan IV - Stag
Jax - Fish
Karma - Marble Ice Cream
Karthus - Dust and Bones
Kassadin - The Void (It's a very distinct taste, can't really describe it)
Katarina - Cherry Pie (And Garen for some reason...)
Kayle - Angel Food Cake
Kennen - Electrical Burn
Kog'Maw - Slime
LeBlanc - Flora
Lee Sin - Eating him is like hearing a fight happening in my head
Lenoa - Parrot? That's weird...
Lulu - Sweets
Lux - Vitamin D
Malphite - Rock Candy
Malzahar - Nothing...he tastes like nothing...
Maokai - Syrup
Master Yi - Speed
Miss Fortune - Gunpowder(Something else also, but I don't think I'm allowed to say. Naughty Naughty.)
Mordekaiser - METAL
Morgana - Devils Food Cake
Nasus - Hot Dogs
Nautlius - Rust
Nidalee - Cougar
Nacturne - Nightmares
Nunu - Shaved Ice
Brolaf - Graggy Ice
Orianna - A battery
Pantheon - Fresh Bread
Poppy - Iron
Rammus - Ok
Renekton - Alligator Meat
Riven - Rabbit Stew
Rumble - Coconuts
Ryze - That New Books Smell
Sejuani - Bacon
Shaco - Death
Shen - Painkillers
Shyvana - Grilled Meat
Singed - Poison
Sion - Rotting Meat
Sivir - Gold
Skarner - Scorpion
Sona - Music
Sorka - Unicorn
Swain - Ravens
Talon - Sharp Cheddar
Taric - Diamonds
Teemo - Mushroom Stew and a side of Rabbit
Tristana - Blueberry
Trundle - OH GOD ITS AWFUL!!!
Tryndamere - Sweat
Twisted Fate - Cajun Cuisine
Twitch - Flees
Udyr - He changes flavors, must depend on his move
Urgot - Crab
Varus - Revenge
Vayne - Demons
Veigar - Ebil
Viktor - Steel and Magic
Vladimir - Blood
Volibear - Bear
Warwick - Manatee(So that's what urf tasted like. Pretty good...)
Wukong - Banana's
Xerath - Magic
Xin Zhao - Shish Kabob
Yorick - Spirits
Ziggs - Explosions
Zilean - Haven't I already tasted him before?

[[Good Lord that was long. Some of them aren't even really that good. Suggestions welcome.]]

(( I got no suggestions, except for a spellcheck. I don't want to be a grammarnazi and correct every single one, I just felt like noting you have a few here and there. ))

[[Went through and tried to fix as many as I could.]]