Huh?! What? Oh, it seems I fell asleep for a bit. How long has it been? Hopefully not too long. Back to questions I suppose.
Originally Posted by Gespens
Two questions one regarding the taste of two things, my terrifying Fiddlesticks.
What do Beauty and Apathy taste like?
Second, what do you do with the corpses that come into your chambers?
Beauty tastes pretty...nice. Eh? SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
Apathy is ok, I guess. Whatever.
As for dead bodies, they don't just magically show up in my room. That would be weird and I'm not sure who I would call about that. Dead bodies are made here though, but I know what to do with those ones. Hehehe....
Originally Posted by Son of the Stone
Is Vayne your nemesis? She seems like the one would be most likely to ruin your attempts to instill fear. Also, do you and Shaco work together on a regular basis?
Vayne hates me yes, with a strange passion too. I don't recall ever having done anything to her. Of course, then again, I think she hates everything like me, or associated with, and scarecrows in general. Not my problem though to be honest. She can't get in my tower. If she did, she would just die anyways. HEhehehehehehe....
Originally Posted by Ezra4Pope
CA CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
Hmm...let me direct you to my friend Darkwind.
Darkwind the crow looks at you.
Darkwind begins to peck out your eyes.
Originally Posted by DigitalWaffle
Dear Mr. Fiddlesticks.
How does a crow cause one to become silenced? And could you not eat my soul as I attempt to leave your chamber?
Very easily. He rips out your vocals cords. Also he's magic, and he causes you mind to be filled with thoughts of feathers and clawed feet, making you unable to concentrate long enough to cast spells. Also, off the fields of justice, those things don't repair so quickly. Hehehehehhe...
Originally Posted by Ask the Herald
Harbinger of Doom,
There is a certain.....assassin, that needs to be taught humility. If I were to, say, offer to assist you in being free from your confinement, would you agree to.....making him see his folly?
- Viktor, the Machine Herald
YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Fiddlesticks is now apparently holding four suitcases, one under each arm and one in each hand.
I'm ready to leave whenever you're ready!