GREETINGS FELLOW FORUM USERS.

Welcome to the corrupt a wish thread! For those of you who don't know, in this thread, you corrupt the wish of your above poster in a fashion like this:

1st Poster: I wish for fish...

2nd Poster: You get your fish, but it gives you food poisoning.... Now, as for me, I wish I had a million bucks!

3rd Poster: You get the million dollars, but it's stolen money and you're arrested for robbery! Now as for me, I wish I had a champ from the institute of war in my bed...

4th Poster: You have Kog'maw all ready for you!

And it goes on and on like that. It's pretty simple to do... So what are you waiting for? Just remember to be efficient and be polite, and try not to start any flame wars...

SO START IT ALL OFF:

I wish I wasn't stuck in the house right now...

But the other option is being in the middle of the ocean.

I wish was the worlds best chess player.

You are now the world's best chess player but you are now a chicken.

I wish to to play the piano.

You're wish is granted, however you can only play the piano with your face, as you have no arms or legs.

Oh, and this thread has been on the GD forums for weeks.

EDIT: Ninja'd

What Talon says is true. But I think he already had his wish so I cannot corrupt it

I wish to be bad luck Brian lol