Woah...

You get your eraser that never runs out, never smudges, and works on both pencil AND pen, that you have complete control over, that's also exactly one inch wide, half an inch thick, and two inches long. It's also pink, and doesn't have graffiti written on it, But It's too heavy to carry!

I want epic Gear.

*Ninja'd

Well, you get epic gear, but it only lasts for five hours.

I wished that dividing by zero was okay!

((/facepalm...shoulda thought of that.))

Alright, you get epic gear. But the second you put it on, it latches onto you and stabs millions of molecular knives into every inch of your body, causing you to be in intense pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for a normal, everyday pretzel with no strings attached. I'm hungry.

*Ninja'ed.

((Be glad I love saltless pretzels. The salt on most of them hurts my mouth, scratches it up too much.))

You're now the butt of said funny joke.

I wish that I had tickets to a Daft Punk concert!

You get your tickets to Daft Punk, ((Love them btw.)) But they burn up in your pocket and you can't get in!

I want an Xbox that won't explode, And nothing bad will happen to it, It's easy to carry, and Is Normal, And Has all the necessary things to it.

You get your Xbox. It gets the red ring of death. Shame.

I want to chill with Karthus for the day.

Granted, But the writing it kills you.

I wish for a puppet show.