Hi again folks. So I am taking a crack at writing again but this time it'll be crack all the time, every time. Just small blurb of random things that may or may not be funny. I may develop them more later on.

I also take suggestions!


Blurb 1: Swain's inner child is a girl in a leotard (teen titans crossover)

"Well this is awkward." Said no one, as they took the scene in fully. Rather the Noxus team was trying not to laugh at the implication of Swain barfing out a black raven that became a young girl in a black leotard while Swain himself vanished into thin air.

Katarina had this absurdly smug smirk on her face, maybe she won the bet about where Swain's power come from, maybe she always wanted to see Swain brought low or perhaps it was because she could see up Ashe's skirt.

The bird that was ever present on Swain's shoulder hopped around the limp girl, it's four eyes gleaming a bright red.

Blurb 2: Jack Frost and his peeps (Rise of the Guardians Crossover)

Rarely does Winter travel from the mountain tops of Freljord and rarely does he come in shape or form. There were always legends about the true nature of the magic dwelling in the tundra, in the snow and ice, in the wind. Only those touched by his power knows and even then it is in fever pitched dreams, whispers around mountain peaks.

Ashe pulled her hood down, her white locks cascading down her shoulders. She began to kneel, to pay tribute. She may be princess to her people, leader, league champion but that is nothing compared to the icy wrath of Freljord itself.

"Aw, come on Ashe. We're old friends, you don't have to. You're gonna make me feel old."

He smiled, leaning against his staff, the blue in his eyes the same shade of the skies over her home. She met him once, before a long time ago, when facing the wraith of Gelid Vortex. She could still remember the biting cold that cared not of their protective garments. In her dreams Ashe would catch vague glimpses of a boy and the moon shining over head, illuminating him. Sometimes those dreams would turn into nightmares, the ground stained with blood and bodies. As forgiving as the winter could be, it was always dangerous. Her companions and enemies were proof of that, her entire life was proof of that.

Snow flakes began to fall, drifting from above, ice spreading from the tip of the sheppard's staff. After her hair turned stark white, Ashe found that none of winter's touch may harm her. She had been blessed. She had been chosen.

The collection of Freljord allied summoners behind her began to fidget no doubt wondering who the child before her was. Ashe had not meant to meet him at all, before she had wondered if her visions of him were simply images conjured from a mind close to death. After a successful match, she had caught sight of him and now there they were greeting each other once more. He could be her personal hallucination as she could hear their mutterings, wondering why their queen was standing in the middle of the hallway addressing empty space.


"Jack! Jack!" From across the way was Annie, running towards them in her winter clothing. She skidded to a halt before Ashe before turning to look at the white haired boy. Dressed in a heavily fur lined jacket and boots, Annie looked prepared for anything that was thrown at her. In her hand was her stuffed bear, white today with a small scarf and knitted cap no doubt to keep the creature warm.

The fact that Annie had developed frostfire powers in stark contrast to her usual fire powers was mildly disturbing. Annie was already the youngest Champion to join the league and her powers have continued to grow exponentially.

"Hi Ashe!" Annie clearly saw him and the mutterings of the summoners got even more confused. Without asking she jumped and hugged him. It took a second for Jack to juggle his staff and girl without dropping either.

"You came so quickly!" The girl either didn't know or didn't care that she was addressing the Winter probably the later knowing Annie. "I thought it took you aaaages to get here."

"Look, look!" In the palm of her hand a ball of firey ice appeared. "Now I can flash fry everyone!"

You may take the Noxian out of Noxus but you won't be able to take Noxus out of the Noxian.

"You said you'd show me how to make it snow indoors. Once I figure that out I can make it rain fire indoors. That'd show Brand! Wrinkly old man."

Ashe took a moment to imagine what it would be like to have fire rain from the skies.

It wasn't a pretty picture.

It seemed Jack agreed with her sentiment, a nervous look appearing on his face. "Maybe later. Didn't you say you wanted to go flying?"

"Unhuh! Anniva wouldn't let me, said I'd melt her." Annie pouted in the icy arms of Winter. "And Shyvanna can't fly! Sooooo...."

"Let's get going then, hmm?" Jack gripped his staff with one hand, his barefoot on the lower part of the staff. "Let's talk later Ashe."

He gave her a wave with is other hand, Annie on his back. He jumped through the window, dropping for a few feet, Annie screamed in delight and then a burst of wind much like Janna's tornadoes blew past, throwing the pair into the sky.