"And I! ...I shall sleep on this."

So which one of you is going to be sleeping with my brother? I'm not sure of his views on Polygamy..

Dear Katarina,

Did you get the chocolate I sent you? Is it good? Also, I hear Demacia is very shiny. So shiny that people often need to wear sunglasses. Many a tale I have heard about unwary visitors to the city being blinded by the sunlight reflecting off of the shiny, polished buildings. Is this true? Are shiny things a Demacian fetish?

((Lol Bel you're so we-- Is that a shiny thing?))

Katarina smirks at Wukong and his confusion.

Katarina's eye twitchs.

And you think I would agree to this? Me? Really? I think you would have better luck getting Irelia bound and gagged by LeBlanc!

The only thing you will get is perhaps a photo of myself in my pirate outfit or my redcard outfit. The kitty outfit is not open for discussion... besides I got to clean the fur of blood from a few nights ago.

Luxanna... do not be stupid. You are better then that. You know I am not sleeping with Garen. He stands outside my room all night all creepily too... it's disturbing.

Yes I did, and it was very good. Very rich as well. Katarina smirks.

She laughs at the next few questions. Yes! it is very shiny, you would almost think the city made of mirrors! I would not doubt that too... seeing as how fragile some of the citizens are, such as the balloon handler who got swarmed by the ducks I was tormenting. He fell over right into the pond! I couldn't help but laugh.

Though I must ask you now, how are the accommodations in Noxus? Are they treating you alright?


-Katarina Du Couteau, the Sinister Blade

((...Interesting scenario there))

Ah. I see. It would seem that you approve of women being abused and horribly treated. Very well, I will just have to tell the charity I contacted that you think those poor battered women deserved what they were put through.

Just so you know, Katarina. My brother is quite a pervert. And his method of silencing in the bedroom would be immensely different from that on the fields of justice I imagine. He also has a very dominant personality.

Also, if he's outside your door I'm actually afraid to ask who's outside mine every night. I can hear some breathing but light doesn't travel through solid objects and I can't find the identity.

- Lux.

PS. No such thing as a Vanilla Demacian.~❤

...Woah.

Why? If they are weak enough to not learn to defend themselves... Phah! Give me the location of this battered woman home and I'll teach them how to defend themselves.

Well I thank you for that... information. You came across it how, now? Katarina smirks at Lux.

As for who’s outside your door... it could be our friendly neighborhood Talon. Now he is a true pervert. Did you know that when I was still a teenager he snuck into the bathroom when I was bathing with Cassi?

Imagine the beating he got for that.


-Katarina Du Coutaeu, the Sinister Blade

PS. Lux... The eyes of Noxus are always watching, you're quiet a lot more fun when you're alone and no one can see you then you let on... as is that duelist Fiora.

Katarina laughs heartily.