*he looks at the Widowmaker*

Just a little *cough* disagreement between I and the *wheeze* Lady of Lunatic- I mean *wheeze* Luminosity.

*then he turns to Lux*

What kind of second chance *wheeze* is this? Do you *cough* have any idea what kind of *wheeze* pain I feel every moment of my life?

((Well...Lux clearly doesn't like Urgot that much. +10 points for longest rant to a half-crab/spider/robot/man thing to date.))

Alice walks back out of the dining area with an acomplished look upon her.

She approaches Lux with a half-smile.

"Okay, table's done, the lighting's perfect. Now all that's left is for Brolaf to finish the cooking and for Sam to finish getting ready."

Alice looks down at her clothes, noticing they have gotten filthy throughout the day.

"Perhaps I should get changed to. If Sam comes down, try to stall her till I get back, k?"

Elise flew off of Lux due to the blast.. and promptly stuck to the wall opposite of her, smiling widely "Why not? It's soooo amusing watching your reaction" Elise quipped

Lux didn't look at Evelynn, choosing instead to keep staring at Urgot.

"Everything is fine." She said, glaring. "Urgot and I were just having a diplomatic discussion."

Lux furrowed her brow, looking Urgot over.

"So why don't you do something about it?" She asked. "You've got access to smart people. Jayce, Heimerdinger, Viktor, I'm sure one of them could do something way better for you than this." She made an expression that was somewhat pitying, but not much. "Too bad you helped cheese off basically everyone else in Valoran, hm? Something you Noxians never considered, maybe you need the rest of us."

Lux chuckled.

"Sure, no problem." She said. "Just so you know, I'm very happy to do this for you~."

Lux sat up, pouting.

"You are mean." She said. "Why are you so mean?"

Evelynn nodded and began to walk away. "When you're done strengthening Demacian/Noxian relations, come look at your clay breasts and tell me if they're accurate." Evelynn was neither quiet nor subtle about mentioning that.

"Of course," Alice replied, "I wouldn't do this if I didn't know you'd be alright with it. Probably should have asked first, though."

Alice ran upstairs to change into a more formal attire, being sure not to enter the same room Sam was in.

A letter would arrive for the Lady of Light, Lux.

It reads:

Wukong's immediate response is a confused stare. "Huh? What are you talking about?"

No matter what *wheeze* can be repaired physically on me, that is only a *wheeze* portion of the pain. My mind wants me to *wheeze* live. But my soul feels cheated from it's honorable release. *wheeze* It is constantly trying to escape. Though there is a machine in me that *wheeze* does the job keeping it in place, it takes much physical energy *wheeze*. And you best believe it is painful.

Lux's eyes widened.

"You are not helping set the mood!" She said accusingly. pointing at Eve.

Lux smiled happily. Now, where was Brolaf...

I'll be there!

Lux <3

Lux tilted her head, looking at Wukong suspiciously.

"What are YOU talking about?" She asked slowly.

"Oh, so you also need some spiritual help, calm your soul?" Lux asked. "Should I go and talk to some people who know all about that? Karma? Lee Sin? Maybe Soraka? Noooo, Master Yi, let's go talk to him, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to help... oooooooohhhhh, did you slaughter them, too? Now that's just too bad." She gave a look of absolutely mocking disappointment.

She sighed through her nose, finally calming down enough to realize that... this wasn't her.

"...sorry." She finally said.