Corporate Mundo working hard, as usual, but slacker peons make him sad. His administrative assistant say she can't come to work today. Say she "getting married" and she "asked for day off six months ago." Mundo need proof before he grant one-day absence. Engagement rings can be faked. So can photos of fiancé sitting on peon's desk for three years! Mundo want marriage license, peon. And sworn testimony from minister. No photocopies. Notarized! *NOTARIZED!!!*
So productivity grind to halt until peon fix paperwork. While Mundo waits, he hit up cash bags with new sale on skins and champions. You like? You buy! Profits make Mundo forget how much peons waste time.
- Fizz the last of his kind; that mean he NEVER have to go to own wedding! Mundo like! You pick him up for 487 RP.
- Garen say he "go getter." When Mundo tell him to go get donuts for office, he hit Mundo with big sword. Mundo's health care premiums go up, so Garen out. You buy for 292 RP.
- Brand ask for job from Mundo. Mundo put him in charge of brand management and laugh at funny word play. Then Brand burn down office. Mundo hate Brand. Pick him up for 487 RP.
- Battleborn Kayle ready for anything in new armor except sharp blow to head. Why she get rid of helmet? Buy her for 487 RP.
- Black Belt Udyr snatch pebble from Mundo's hand, then pound on Mundo's face with it. He bad for morale. Make him yours for 260 RP.
- Frost Queen Janna fix air conditioning good. She also break office dress code, so we have to let her go. Now office feel like swamp and everyone breaking dress code. Mundo blame Janna. Buy her for 487 RP.
We run sale from July 3 until July 6. Buy lots of them, cash bags. The sound of Mundo counting money drown out peon rage.