Originally Posted by Fr05tbite
This thread should be renamed "How to Butcher the English Language."
First, you take this sentence and realize it has little to none problems within it's parameters. Second, you take up the task to turn it into a literary masterpiece to earn respect from the elder people within your commune.
Proceed as such:
1. Take your middle finger.
2. Begin typing with one hand and randomly shift between control, shift, and a random letter with your middle finger.
3. Spell-check your work and make sure it has as many red lines underneath it as possible.
4. Ask yourself many a question in the form of question marks.
5. Benefit in the form of monetary gain.