i think league of legendz is a pretty cool guy. eh has itemz and doesn't afraid of anything

Back in Mother Country, English learns you.

So in this country, you learns english?
fail

HoN, I am disappoint.

This thread should be renamed "How to Butcher the English Language."

First, you take this sentence and realize it has little to none problems within it's parameters. Second, you take up the task to turn it into a literary masterpiece to earn respect from the elder people within your commune.

Proceed as such:
1. Take your middle finger.
2. Begin typing with one hand and randomly shift between control, shift, and a random letter with your middle finger.
3. Spell-check your work and make sure it has as many red lines underneath it as possible.
4. Ask yourself many a question in the form of question marks.
5. Benefit in the form of monetary gain.

You all just the thread.
Also Ted:
Since I myself sometimes like to troll threads as a grammar nazi, I thought I would contribute my logic in why I added a comma in the middle of one common subject/verb agreement. The comma was a break in thought similar to the way a person speaks out loud. In more casual writing (for example, fiction) authors are free to include such things in their work. I perceived that an internet forum as laissez faire as this one by no means would be a place for proper English grammar, nor technical writing.