Vayne(flashed to me at lv1 and hit me with 1 basic attack): Mission accomplished
afk after that lol

"omg ks"

Our Annie mid: "I'm going to build AD"

*facepalm*

Some guy telling me something in horrible spanish(he blamed us for first blood in 3v3 and was ragging on me the whole game xD)

me; dude speak english too much trouble translating that horrible spanish
Him: lol dumbass I'm speaking mexican, only people from spain speak spanish. lol dumb mexican, don't even know your own language.

''baron quick''

"The AD Malzahar build is the current meta"

" Ezreal jungle totally works"

"Heimerdinger can 1v1 jax"

"EVELYN OP" (well, pre rework, obviously)

"Battle shen is op"

there was a trundle that I think was 1/8 or 2/8 and wouldn't stop with "noob team"

Right after a 5 vs 5 team fight "you stole my kill"