Teemo: I'll scout your bushes for you
Maokai: "I can assure you...my wood is very hard"
Nocturne: "...How does this work?"
Leona: "The sun is setting, but I'll make yours rise tonight."
Garen: "DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Summoner: "My needlessly large rod won't be a waste of gold"
Phreak: "I do tons of damage"

Irelia: I'll make your blade surge.

Ezreal:

1) "My two favorite letters of the alphabet are E-Z"
2) "I am gay, straighten me out!"

Draven, 'nice shoes, wanna ****'

Zyra: Is that some rampant growth or are you just happy to see me?

Volibear: Your beauty is unbearable.

Udyr: So you like furries?

Nasus: The more I work my pole, the stronger it gets.

Lee Sin: I'm a great Lee Sinner