is your name ashe ... because you be stunning me from a distance

Blitzcrank needs no pickup lines. He just grabs 'em, silences 'em, and knocks 'em up whenever he wants.

"Wanna know why my right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm?"

"... ... ..."

Yes, Sona isn't the best when it comes to pick up lines. She still have lots of pretenders though

is your name leona,because you are stunning!

Malphite: you make me... rock solid. :P

How the fuque does kog even get a girl
what "tooototootoooototooooooot"

Wanna go 1 v 1 in that bush over there?

Wuju go out with me? ~ Master Yi.

Did i mention.....It's mating sesaon?