Greetings, fragile summoners and champions. I am the Master of Metal, and I am here to provide what little insight I care to, should you have any questions for me. Know that I am not some foolish metallic lapdog, as some people seem to think. No, I am the Mordekaiser you remember from the Fields of Justice, the Mordekaiser that nobody has survived to speak about, from my time in Noxus.
Ask me whatever you think is least likely to leave you a bloody, lifeless pulp.
((Also, this is an alternative to any other Mordekaiser threads, with at least 300% more metal.))