Greetings, fragile summoners and champions. I am the Master of Metal, and I am here to provide what little insight I care to, should you have any questions for me. Know that I am not some foolish metallic lapdog, as some people seem to think. No, I am the Mordekaiser you remember from the Fields of Justice, the Mordekaiser that nobody has survived to speak about, from my time in Noxus.

Ask me whatever you think is least likely to leave you a bloody, lifeless pulp.

((Also, this is an alternative to any other Mordekaiser threads, with at least 300% more metal.))

What exactly do you mean by "my time in Noxus"?

Tell me, what convinced you to ask SONA. the mute- musician of demacia to join your band?

Dear Master of Metal,

What do you think of the Void, and the balance of Valoran?

-Kassadin, The Void Walker

Mister Mordekaiser, might I ask what your favorite song is? I know you must have one, because of your band.

- The Lonely Bard

What lies beneath your helmet, Mordekaiser?