"Hello N00BS,i'm here to pwn and take na-"

Trundle goes into a small fit of laughter

"Joking of course,actualy got farther into that than I expected,well anywho feel free to ask me anything you like,within reason of course,and,ah,mind the smell."

Trundle gives an embarrased chuckle

Trundle, even eaten your own flesh?

"No,I have standards and I'd probably go sick to my stomach,well I'd probably get a sicker feeling in my stomach actualy..."

You're no fun. What's your breakfast of champions then?

Trundle rolls his eyes at the summoners comment

"Kinda tough seeing as how most of the stuff I try to eat spoils when it touches my mouth but I'd have to say......probably eggs,tastes good and realy just lose a bit of their flavor when I touch 'em."

Trundle what was it like when you first became cursed?

Trundle lets out a small sigh

"It wasn't fun I can tell you that.As soon as the curse was passed onto me everyone in my village looked about 100 years younger,and I was happy I made the choice,then I started actualy feeling the curse and passed out.I woke up a few weeks later in bed,apperantly some of the villagers had been running themselves dry to just keep me alive.I was stuck like that for several months,skin falling off,spontaneously puking,bloodshot eyes,I couldn't even speak,I was hardly of my own race.Later still I finaly got the hang of talking again and could get around the village with people carrying me around like a baby,'course things still weren't 'Peaches and Cream'.Things died at my touch,my smell scared people off,and I was pretty much the ugliest thing in a twenty mile radius,eventualy I started getting mad,wishing I'd never taken the responsibility.So I started leaving the village at night,fashioned my club and pretty much beat up on everything in sight.Eventualy I got the hang of fighting and even learned how to use my curse to my advantage and decided I need to find a better home,where I can make a differance,and here I am,Champion of the League of Legends."

Would you please stop biting me on the fields of justice?! Thanks!

Trundle laughs

"Hey,I'm just using what's available to me,and besides,if you don't want me to bite you,stop getting so close to me,you have that teleport thing don't you?"

Do you think if Soraka was her old self she could heal your curse?

~Razmig

Do you feel a certain pleasure when you use Agony on the fields?

~Lucas, bird of summoner Razmig