Gangplank: wheres me bootty!
me: what the...
GP: swab the poop deck!
me: get outta my shower.

Me - Someone hand me a towel please
-Taric peaks in-
Taric - No towel for you because your body looks truly...truly...truly...outrageous.
-Taric steps into the shower, armor off, weapon out-
Me - No, no, NO! Not hammer time!!! Anything but that!

lol got a good one for him to!

Gangplank - LANDHO! May i dock my "vessel" within your "port"?
Me - NO! You disgusting skag!
Gangplank - Dont be shy. Although my seaweed is a bit to long.
Me - Wtf??
Gangplank - You got to let me do this. I need to see your booty!
Me - Theres no treasure there! Trust me!
Gangplank - Mutiny! You know what the price of this is? Ride the plank
Me - Alright...one second
-I get out of the shower and grab taric and put him in the shower and all you here in the background NOOOO NOT HAMMER TIME! ANYTHING BUT THAT!-

approved

Me: *Blindly grabs towel and sees a giant anchor behind it* 0_0
Nautilus: "Beware the depths." * breaks faucet and floods bathroom*
Me: *drowns*

*walks out and sees Kog*
"Hungry, not full!"
"You can keep this then"
*Hands towel back and slowly backs into shower"

Opens doorr, looks around blindly for a towel, I need my glasses >.>



....




*ahem*


ME: whaaaaa?



HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEAR TIBBERS?

Walk out of shower.
DARKNESSSSSSSSS
OH **** **** **** COME ON WTF NOCT NO STOP
NO NO NO NO DARKNESS IS NOT A TOWEL
STOP

I trip and nearly break my neck over the camouflaged Teemo.

Go away, Teemo.

Orianna hands me a towel.
Me: Thank you?
Orianna: *inserts clever ball joke*
Me: Lulz.