Professor Ryze: Are you a boy or a girl?
>boy
girl

Your good rival: Graves
Your evil Rival: Darius
Your idiot rival: Garen
Your idiot sidekick: Ezreal
Your adorable comedic relief: Kog'maw
The main villain: ...the answer is always...Karthus
The tsundere who likes you but everyone doesn't really care about: Poppy
The clutzy girl with huge ass boobs: Sona
The voice of reason: Soraka
Your martial arts sensei: Shen
That annoying kid who trains with you and thinks he's better than you but isn't your rival: Kennen
The wall flower: Akali
The ****: Miss Fortune
The forest spirit who unlocks the secret power that has always been inside you: Ahri
The guardian of said forest spirit: Maokai
The person who distracts you from the guardian: Lulu
The guy who challenges you to honorable combat in the obligatory beach party episode: Fizz
Your love interest: Leona
The moronic henchmen: Tristana and Teemo (PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!)
The antagonist who is more powerful than the main villain: Viktor
The cool, thick dude who is soft on the inside and rips people apart: Volibear
The guy who can hack into any computer but can't get laid: Ziggs
The moronic solo villain who is only slightly better than the henchmen: Veigar
The stoic guardian not of the forest: Taric
The femme fatale: Morgana
The happy-go-lucky girl the entire fanbase loves for no explicable reason: Ashe
The serious woman who decides to join your quest after proving your worth: Kayle
The old guy who kicks your ass but then is cool about it and trains you: Jax
The filler arc character who everyone forgets about after the end of the next arc but is referenced in flashbacks in the second season repeatedly: Twisted Fate
The obligatory tentacle fanservice character: Zyra

The character who's bat**** insane: Lux

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Downvoted for two reasons alone:

Don't hate on Lux. She's make a perfectly acceptable recurring minor character.

You have Soraka listed twice, as the Voice of Reason and the Love Interest... Not sure about that second one. Should probably put someone else there.


Also, you forgot Taric: The Bishounen girl-bait.

We need law in this thread.

soraka love interest? no thanks

The Draven-Draven

Kill it... With Cancer.

Ahri doesn't really feel like the forest spirit that unlocks your power. I'd say Zyra, since it fits more with the forest theme.