1: Choose Yorick for your champion.
2: Pick summoner spells heal and revive.
3: 0-30-0 masteries and health+regen runes.
4: Pick teammates Kayle, Zilean, Janna, Alistar(maybe someone else).
5: Have your teammates build AP+cooldown reduction.
6: Build Warmog's Armor, Force of Nature, Spirit Visage, Thornmail(for AD protection), Banshee's Veil(for AP), and Guardian Angel.
7: Laugh hard at those who try to kill you.
Please do not criticize this as "stupid build", I put this in the Games/Humor forum for a reason.