500.

What would you do if pie happened?

I would eat the pie, cause I like pie

Why is Darius always called OP, when he really isn't?

( this thread is incredibly amazing)

because there aren't enough rutabagas.

How does rock not just tear through paper

Because they have never seen Malphite before

In what way is Dota even slightly better than league?

It's not.

Why must Dota be brought up in league?

Because we have been infiltrated by the Mighty Ficus.

How is Anivia so slow if she's flying?

It's the wind drag mate, it kills your flight speed every time. Also, she feels bad for everyone else, not being able to take to the skies, so she keeps it low to the ground and slow to give everyone a fair chance. She's an honorable champ. ^_~

Why can't Annie just keep Tibbers with her all of the time in big bear form? Why does she turn him back into the teddy bear in the midst of a big fight?

Because the league limits her powers, If Syndra can't throw the enemy nexus, Annie can't have a giant killer teddy bear for the whole game!

Why do only .01% of LoL players use Karma?

Because she is the closest there is to a black Champion. (Seriously, no africans?)

If you are going down main street in a big green canoe, and all of the windows fly out at hyperspeed, how many pancakes does it take to teach a cat to play the harmonica?

7 if I'm still driving upside down with a clown wig.

Why can't Syndra just pick up Orianna's ball and troll away with it? That would be so hilarious!