I am standing on my head playing lol.



If cheese had the flavor of Chocolate, Would you wear it as a hat?

No, I'd eat it with strawberries.

If you licked your keyboard, what flavor of Dorito would it taste like?

Taco flavored tortilla chips. Duh.

Do you think being a proffesional pianist would be fun?

No cause I don't know how to Play piano.


What sport would be funny to see in the olympics? (wow a normal question wth?)

chess
whats your elo?

-38.

Why does everything smell like tobacco and whiskey to me?

Lemon drops and pain.

Can I kick that puppy over there if it doesn't shut up?

No

Why hasnt the world discovered teleportation yet?

They have, Its under lock and key with the government though.



Why would anyone take a bath in onion/cucumber broth?