Because it turns your house yellow.


If rammus taunted a mailbox, what would be inside

a baby rammus

if LoL never existed, what taco related activity would you be doing right now?

Trying to find a way to invent LoL using a taco.

But who was phone?

Jesus

How many Licks does it take to lick to the center of a Ghost Chilli Pepper Tootsie pop?

The world may never know.

Why is there a suspicious amount of 'The last champion you played...' threads always coming up AFTER I play Teemo?

because we creep you and make sure that you have to answer about teemo

If Mary is going from point A - B at 40km/h and Jake is going from point C - B, how fast is Jamm'al going
(you'll all probably hate me cuz i'm telling you that the real and is racist - also they're all riding bikes)

hes going at 30 teemos per hour

why diana isnt a potato?

She is a robot, controlled by a potato.

If you were falling from a plane with not way to land safely, what cereal would you be eating?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.



If Phreak Ran for President who would be his Vice President?

any jungler that deals tons of damage


how many nidalee spears does it take to get to the center of a teemo?