Nice whip... um... what are you doing? OSHI-

Cause of death: whipped to death by Tresh
Last thing I heard was "SOULLLS!"

Ahri uses her tails to give us some shade during the day and uses her foxfire to keep us warm at night

The shadows are to be feared

Oh sweet! I'm starving :P
(teemo)

Jax, is lamp oil edible?

Kha Zix..... I would... no.... Ah! I would use his.... no.... Aha! I could fly on his wings except.... ****.... flight is limited. Welp. Im screwed.

It's Nami, so screw the lack of liquid and the heat, we have infinte water! And if we have the chance (although we need an oasis or something like that), use her Tidal Wave to surf back to civilization.

Victory!

Me: Hey Corki can I ride your helicopter/plane thingy out of the desert?
Corki: Sure
Then we ride off into the rainbow and live happily ever after

We'd eat some oranges and it'd be k.

I suck on ashe's frost arrows... They're made of water right... RIGHT!?!?!