*Gets on Alistair's back*

Alistair: I know the way!

*Headbutts a 3000 mile away Swain.*

Ezreal.

He takes my only means of knowing where I am away, I am now even more lost.

Anivia, turn those dunes into a ski resort.

nami lets ride the waves budddddddy

Nononononononono PUT THE KNIVES DOW- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHhh hhhhhh...
(Katarina)

Abuse skarner till he lets me into his secret caves that are cool and stocked with water and food

Looks at blitzcrank
Starves to death
Blitzcrank runs out of energy 100 years later holding my rotting corpse's hand
Even in death we are together
Blitzcrank
my love <3

me:give me bananas and heal me.
Soraka:no I want to see the stars
melz plz plz whit a cherry ontop?
Soraka: no give me stars in exchange for heals
(I die by the time night comes)

Monkey King... no help. I die <.<

Cho'Gath: Eat him before he eats you, but it would seem difficult to take him down.