I played as warwick and was frustrated that i didn't know how to use my items

I can only heal with Soraka or Kayle whole day

I played as Ashe and couldn't aim my ulti if my life depended on it. Also, I would have frost shot up all the time, complain about going oom, use ulti to TRY and hit people when they were porting back. Only used volley on minions and would try and smite other champions :P

I played shen I though. Never knew what feeding was, never knew you could leave the game. Complained that shen sucked.

I take smite and go lane with Nunu instead of jungling, Enemy and allies both sometimes asks me wtf dude?

Once when I took smite I kept trying to use it on champions and wtf'd when it wasn't working and they killed me while I stood there spam clicking them xD

I stacked phantom dancers in my first game... on Veigar

When I first played League, I thought the idea was to sneak past the turrets, not fight them. I died about six times and rage-quitted. Two weeks later, I'm officially hooked on the game when I learn that the turrets are bad.

Staying in lane as Mordekaiser with 5 hp and waiting to regen enough health to show them who's the boss.

I ragequitted because the enemy Katarina hacked and didn't use any mana and was trying to report him.