Title says it all.

Corki needs a buff to his MS because hes in a plane and pilots should be at 2k movement speed.

Mordekaiser should have 500 starting armor since he is made of metal and death

Taric should have his attractiveness and awesomeness upgraded to full.

Karthus should have infinite HP because he's undead.

Irelia needs a buff because better nerf Irelia.

Ezreal needs a buff to his vision range, since he should know where everything is, thus not needing a map.

Yi needs a buff to his movement speed, because his sword-boots of lightspeed are currently malfunctioning.

Chogath's ult should one-shot, because if you get your entire top half bit off you're basically dead.

Fizz should get a huge movement speed buff in river because he can swim.