Some say he went platinum with Evelynn... before the remake.
Others, that he taught Lee Sin how to roundhouse kick.

All we know is, he's called the Stog.

Some say that he mains AP Olaf in Solo Queue Ranked.
Others that he only plays Twisted Treeline... as AD Swain.

All we know is, he's called the Stog.

Some say that he gives Dr Mundo directions.
Others that Nocturne wakes up in a cold sweat screaming his name.

All we know is, he's called the Stog.

Some say that his slam is the jam that slamjams the heavens.
Others that he always calls mid on Tryndamere on tuesdays.

All we know is... he's called The Stog.

"Some say that he's Piltovers test driver...
and that Teemo can't blind him, because he's blind already.
All we know is, he's called the stog"

Some say he hit the AP cap while playing Veigar.
Others, that he can last-hit the Nexus... on the Crystal Scar.

All we know is, he's called the Stog.

Some say he got to level 19 in a ten minute game
And some say he taught twisted fate how to play cards.
All we know is, he's called the stog

Some say he taught Rammus how to taunt.
Others, that he saves Shen.
All we know is that he's called the Stog.

Some say he killed Baron without attacking.
Others, that he picks up Teemo's shrooms.
All we know is that he's called the Stog.

Some say he works for Riot.
Others, that he is Chuck Norris.

All we know is that he's called the Stog