Well.. I just read this entire thread.. That took a long time..
Just a warning, I may ramble and/or go off on tangents.
Somebody already asked it, but I have to ask again, as "reflexes" doesn't really explain it for me. Why do you type Wrengar instead of Rengar?
Why did you not capitalize your name? This bothers me.
I just got off work, well, I just got off work like, forever ago, before starting to read this massive thread, and am about to ramble.
Working at Riot would be awesome, I understand you cannot answer questions about salary and what not, I don't understand why people are asking, but you say you are often there 8-12+ hours a day. I am curious, if you can answer, are people in your line of work typically on a salary or paid hourly?
Is there a place where I can see who made what champions? Obviously, there are several champions that I absolutely love, and sometimes want to make one of these threads saying how much I love these champions. Infact, I am going to make a short list of my favorite champions in hopes that those who created them see this post and may say "Hey, thanks random gamer, I worked really hard on that champion, I appreciate it."
First off, I have to say Rammus. He was insta-ban for a while, but with some nerfs here and there, some pro players showing us how effective some other champions can be.. He just kind of disappeared.
Rammus: My favorite jungler, and has a unique place in the league with his signature taunt, crazy tanky-ness, and of course.. "Ok"..
Xerath: Another champion that people consider "Others can do what he does better", nobody plays him, but he just seems to have so much potential with his range and MR pen.
Ziggs: You already said Meddler (?) made this dude. He's easily one of the funnest champions to play. Throw bombs all day errday.
Olaf: I couldn't tell you how many times I have watched the "Brolaf, The King of Bromacia" video. Olaf is awesome.
I've actually been writing this post off and on, doing other stuff then walking back to computer like "Oh yeah, I was writing this post.. What was I talking about?". My favorite champion list was.. Uhm.. I had this idea of typing out why I love all these champions, then I started to type Rammus', had to do something, came back 30 minutes later just kind of "Eh.. Uh.. What? Oh yeah, these guys are cool". Obviously there are a lot of other champions I love, and hate to leave out, but don't want to sit here going on and on about how beast Nasus is.
Why did you choose Teemo as your avatar? Of all the awesome champions in the league.. You chose Teemo.. I don't want to just outright say I don't like you.. But it's like.. Teemo..
Do you know who Wheel Gator is, and why there isn't a Wheel Gator / Mecha Renekton? Or why Metal Rammus didn't look more like Armored Armadillo?
Does following you guys on Twitter / Facebook actually support you in some way? I don't have a.. Twitter.. Actually not sure how that thing works, or what it is, never visited the site. I don't really care for the skins offered through those deals, but if it in some way helps Riot, I may consider doing, because I'm that nice.
I like run-on sentences.
I've looked at Riot's website and career opportunities, as a college drop out, I'm not exactly hopeful of working for the company. But.. I have been working in Law Enforcement since I was 20. I just checked again.
Maybe you shouldn't answer this because people in general are pretty crazy, but does Riot not have security at their building / offices? Maybe my dream is to one day work at Riot, but know nothing outside of kicking butt and drinking Graggy?
Anyways, It was a passing thought, as a gamer / Ociffer of the law, combining the two would be awesome. I've looked through the jobs on there, yeah, as much as I would love to apply for a position that I don't even know what the title means, I think I'll pass.. Ooh, Security Engineer, I'm all about safety and security, how am I not qualified for this position? Hehe.
Why aren't there more skins with actual guns? I'm a gun nut and wish Cait, Trist, and Vayne had actual guns.
You may say Cait does, but they always have some.. I don't even know what to call them, some.. Giant stupid lens, or scope, or crosshair. I'm a logical kind of guy when it comes to guns, and just want Cait with like.. An AR-15/M16, Trist with a M60, who when built and hits Q goes completely rambo on the enemy.. Vayne with maybe a revolver.. I just like guns and want more of them..
What action do you propose I take when I can hear my roommate watching porn when I go into the living room? I mean. I didn't catch him, and hope I never do, but when I leave my room, go into the kitchen, grabbing a drink, and can hear a girl moaning, maybe a dude grunting, I don't know, and his door is shut, I know nobody else is here.. It's like.. I go back to my room, but really don't feel comfortable being in the apartment any more.. Especially when he comes out later getting some food, acting all casual, I'm just like.. Maaaan.. I need my own place, or atleast a new roommate.
Do you / have you heard The Yordles? They have a few videos on YouTube that a pretty beast, "Insta lock Tryndamere", "The Legend", "Duo queue", and uhh.. Surprised I actually have these memorized.. One about Riven, something like "Broken Wings" or something. You should check them out if you haven't already.
I'm actually able to sit down and do stuff now, as much as I loved typing random stuff over the past, like, hours, I'm going to go play league now.
PS: Put in a good word for me, don't use excessive force, able to withhold laughter after deploying chemical agents until off camera, and look great in a uniform.