As if wheeze my existence wheeze wasn't torment enough, I have gasp received order to wheeze play host to inquiries wheeze from my fellow Champions and gasp all of you Summoners. This wheeze eternal life of mine gasp is all too painful, so wheeze don't try my patience. I wheeze will kill you if you step gasp out of line!

Death is the only escape. Wheeze

Headsman's Pride,

How do you feel about your life being extended against your will by technology I designed?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald

Herald,

Although I am gasp in utter agony as I wheeze continue to live despite my wheeze demise, the fact that it's gasp your technology has no bearing wheeze to me. Although, you've given me the wheeze means to have my revenge on the man gasp who slew me. This deserves some gratitude, wheeze if begrudging.

......Whatever you say, wheeze Herald. I have no interest gasp in your pride for your work. Wheeze

( Bump? )

Could you describe your "eternal pain"?

What's yer breakfast of champions?

Hey Urgot, want me to get you some sort of pain mediccation if it helps at all?