Jax's lampost would shatter, and he would quit the League to become the king of Valoran

when teemo stands still for 3 seconds, you can still see him

Lulu's ult would rip off the target's clothes... hehehe

Nautilus would never move faster than a slow walk

Skarner's ulti would make you crystal permanently

No one would attack ryze since he has a all powerful scroll on his back, also which is indestructible so it wouldn't burn

Amumu would run out of bandages and just be a child zombie

Nocturne would only exist in your mind. HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Brand getting a Frozen Heart

gragus would be dead by now cuz he drank way to much beer

Yi has died from a meth overdose

Normal kog attack: EW WTF WAS THAT?

Kogs acid: OMG MY FACE!!!!!!!!!! (you have been slain)

Caitlyn's ult would one shot anyone. lol