As both scouts gaze at each other, a rustling noise erupts from the brush slowly turning to view the commotion. A yellow highlight emerges from the long grass, and just as it disappears a growl rustles the brush to a stop. Both scared, the scouts run for their lives.

When they get out of the bush an enemy Ziggs lands his ultimate on Teemo, lowering his HP to 0. Just when everything seemed lost, Teemo revives thanks to an ally Zillean. However an enemy gank from Darius, Draven and Katarina is about to happen...

Just as the gank is about to happen, a tiamat build fiora ults and gets the triple to allow teemo to escape

After Fiora's ult ends, TF uses gate to gank Teemo and Fiora. all while Shen ults TF once he arrives. leaving it a 2v2 fight, but wait. an enemy Darius also shows up making it a 3v2.

Oh but Orianna's ball comes in out of no where and sucks TF, Shen, and Darius into her ball. And then she C's them and they're slowed.

Then, everyone turns into Draven...
"Welcome to the league of draven."

But Teemo used cleanse, removing the Draven debuff. However, the REAL Draven was angered by his actions and ulted on Teemo.(I know its not a serious post, but I somehow thought this would be funny)

While Draven's ult is on its course to Teemo, an allied Alistar steps in front of the ult to make it return to Draven early. When suddenly an AP Karma shows up and chains Teemo, knowing she is about to use her full combo on his face.

Fortunately Karma is actually an ally so she heals, shields and makes Teemo walk faster to his base, but then an enemy Blitzcrank grabs Teemo, then an enemy Allistar buttheads Teemo and an enemy Jayce hammers Teemo. Now Teemo is almost at enemy base and the entire enemy team is near him ready to kill him!

Then lee sin comes in and ults Alistar back thru his whole team knocking them all up like a malphite ult and cripples them all as teemo uses his 5 phantom dancers and boots of mobility to be super fast, oh yeah lee sin also said you're smelly.