And then Teemo is pulled by a Blitz grab. Now Blitz is going to kill Teemo

Teemo is quickly mantra shielded by Karma, who then uses her 2nd charge to power chain Teemo to safety. Or so she thought, When Teemo gets a time bomb placed on him by a full AP Zilean! the bomb explodes and Zilean is ready to place a 2nd through his rewind.

(Also the first bomb killed Karma)

Zilean is then Stunned by at least 5 different champions.

And then all 5 champions run into an enemy teemo minefield while chasing Zilean

(NOW THERE ARE TWO TEEMOS)

The allied teemo walks into the river only to see the red line pointed at him.

But lucky it was from an ally killing the enemy teemo shaco and twitch behind him. Feeling safe he starts to recall only to see another lazer about to fire.

Shen (yet again) shields this teemo, and saves him leaving him with 1/10 hp. the enemy lux had the disadvantage of casting her lazer with the dragon inside the line while being in range of it's fiery breath.
teemo doesn't take any chances and uses teleport instead of recall, only that he had a misclick and is now teleporting to a ward placed on the enemy fountain/summoning platform.

try and save him now. :3

Karthus and pantheon make a plan and pantheon gets ready for his jump so he is in front of fleeing teemo
just before landing karthus make his R and pantheon starts his QWE combo[just kill him]

suddenly teemo's veil cooldown comes back up and he survives!

Then Nunu ults.

But Kayle ults Teemo!