An enemy Singed that is low HP from soloing dragon flings Te Emo, and Te Emo finishes him off. However, the poison is 1 tick away from killing him. Who heals him?

and a Soraka ult comes to aid Teemo. When suddenly Teemo enters a brush to recall. and DEMACIA!!!

Enemy Anivia walls between garen and teemo by accident, instead of blocking teemo's escape

Enemy Lee sin kicks teemo through the wall back to garen and anivia.

Allied Jayce puts up an acceleration gate and Teemo uses it to get away.

...darkness... Teemo now has no vision of anything else and will be jumped by Nocturne any second.

Nocturne flys at Teemo, only to realize he landed next to Trundle's pillar and contamination zone. He is now slowed and Teemo gets away. Only to see Draven infront of him throwing a ton of axes at his face.

Warwick supresses Draven with ult, allowing Teemo to run into bushes.... But Riven has stunned him and is ready to use ult.

Karthus.The answer is always karthus.

Miss Fortune comes in and ults on karthus.Mwahaha! haha!

And while MF distracts everyone, Teemo makes it back to his base. But a wild Lee Sin jumps over the wall.