I'll finish when I finish. One can't rush perfection, you know.

- Viktor, the Machine Herald

Leona raised an eyebrow "As much as I would love to make this world a better place by taking you out of it.. unfortunately, the League prevents me from doing such.."

((Don't be scared, answer my question, its just a picture!))

Well I used to... But is that it? With a laugh? Wouldn't you rather feed someone their own intestine? Rip their heart out and hear them scream till you squash it? Or even paint the alley way red with their blood? Heck the funniest way of killing in my opinion is to knock them out, Pluck out their eyes, and force them to squeeze them till the pop before beheading them.

Be more specific and try again because well that earlier reply was as fun as Bingo Night in a retirement home.

-From a Distant Summoner

Devilish harlequin,

Many have the audacity to compare me to yourself, though I'm completely offended! I'm not some bumbling jester who kills for entertainment value! My murderous tendencies are far more sacred and hallowed than trivial child's play! What have you to say to those ignorant fools who dare to classify us in the same League?

Violently yours,
Jaques

Do you think this music fits you Shaco?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZxB4eO8X9s

{{ Remastered version is better. }}

You're trying to hard to be SADISTIC.
Oooooo BUT ANYWAY!
A funny way of killing someone?! With their own baby! CUT the ladies tendons, she dropped! I played peek a boo with the baby while the mother watched, she had a nice smile, like to cry a lot.... SO I MADE IT BIGGER A bloody grin, then! The baby started crying! Had to fix that up right away. GIVE HIM ONE TOO!!!
Messy little thing, just plumbing with legs, you can guess what I did next...
NO?! WELL. Stuck a little friend of mine with the baby, brilliant baby sitters they are, NEXT THING I KNOW, the baby is bleeding! Couldn't have that! The mother was crying like a fat whale! SO I GRABBED THE mangled remains, STUFFED THEM down the womans throat until she SHUT UP. LAUGHS ALL AROUND!!!!!!

A letter arrives addressed for Shaco.

((Responses should be made in my thread. Yes and no are both fine answers.))

((Buuuump...))