Now look behind you.

You are the next champion released and the first two objects you saw are your weapons.

A tan wall and a marble countertop. I must be Jax 2.0.

A stack of DVD's and a box of tissue paper.

I bombard other champions with tear-jerking films until they are depressed.

A ps2 and a boombox.... I guess I game them to near death, then finish with something like Cho's feral scream?

A wall and a book. Wow, I would be so OP.

Trash can and a phone...... I'll call the trashman on them, and they will be served. owned.

A wall... and a wall. I guess I crush people in between walls.

A internet cable and a book case. I must be a tank.

A bed and a laptop

Now lazier than Karthus

A whiteout and a white board?
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