They all use League of Twitter.

"Ah yes what a lovely day for a stroll in the National Demacian Park"
"What is that!? Someone approaches!
"There a bush for me to hide in!"
"Must resist urge to shout DEMACIAAAA"

Garen enters the tall grass

A while ratata apears

Garen: What manner of beast is this? And what is keeping me from smiting the creature.

Prof Oak:Garen sends out nobody he has no pokemon

Garen: Who said that show yourself.

Garen faints and awakens at the nearest pokemon center

Garen: What in the name of Demacia happened? That's last time I go into bushes in the Jyoto region.

They get it on like the athletes in the Olympic village during the Olympics. Highly trained, highly disciplined, sacrifice in order to become the best in their fields. what do they do behind the scenes? Just indulge in their impulses, and let it all go.

Mordekasier runs a orphanage in the slums of Noxus where he raises his foo- I mean diseased and destitute children.

Singed experiments on orphans.

Gragas: Watches TV all day

Xin Zhao: Eats rice and lo mein

Garen: Thinks of Katarina *fap fap fap*

Twitch: Hides in trash cans

Pantheon works with Morgana at her bakery.

At least, he should really consider the concept.

Vuther I was just palying as Pantheon and I thought of that. Riot Should definetly make a baker Pahntheon Skin

Mordekaiser's the lead gutarist of Pentakill and Sona is the harp player of the band