^title. they hear everything you hear, see all that you see, and hear your thoughts. they can't assert control over your body tho, and simply hosting the champ grants you nothing special
(eg hosting xin doesn't give you skill with a trident, but with practice and his expert advice, you could master it)

After a long day in the school Maiser turn on his computer

Garen: well now I know more of this "computers" ...

Maiser browse the net and found "Super Sexy image of Kitty Kat Katarina"

Garen: you are NOT going to open that...

Maiser move the cursor to the link..

Garen: I fordvid you to see My Kat in that dress!!!!

Maiser click onece...

Garen: you better Stop NOW!!!

Maiser click for the second time...

Garen fall unconsius from blood loss...

Maiser: je too easy....

Maiser open an Image of a treasom white Zyra, Ahri and Caitlyn....

Maiser pass out...

edit title: replace suck w/stuck

Me: It's a nice day today.
Ziggs: I wonder what it looks like as a smoldering crater!
Me: Wait, what?
Ziggs: *manical laughter*
Me: No...no...we're not burning anything...
*Two Hours Later*
*Browsing web for funny youtube videos*
Ziggs: This is boring...
*Takes control, goes to google, searches "How to make a bomb out of nothing but a pencil sharpner and hand sanitizer*
*CIA at my front door in less than an hour*
Ziggs: Hey, cmon, how was I supposed to know they would do this?
Me: Shut up Zigg-....*cut off because is being waterboarded*

Must... not... think of jerking off...

Me: I hate chemistry
Singed: I can help you with that.
*angelic chorus*
Singed: But first I will teach you how to flip people like pancakes.
Me: how am I going to do that?
Singed: By flipping random bystanders until you perfect it.
Me: that's a nice plan and all but uh... I have the upper body strength of a worm...
Singed: out of all people, why did I get stuck in YOUR head?
Me: Hey blame the guy who made this thread...

Ahri...

"Stop thinking about me doing that!
No don't undo your pants!
Wait...
Are you seriously thinking about my tails?
...
They are ni...
No don't!
... We're done here."

Teemo: Captain Teemo on duty!
Me: SHUT UP! That's all you have been saying for ther past FIVE HOURS!
Teemo: Well I'm stuck here watching you play your dumb games. What am I supposed to do for fun besides annoy you?
Me: I swear, if you weren't in my head, I would kill you.
Teemo: Please I would just blind you, then poison you.
Me: .... Don't make me silence you.
Teemo: And how would you do that?
Me: ~opens up LoL and owns Teemo with Cho'Gath, eating Teemo every chance I get~ That's how.
Teemo: ........................

All I see, hear and feel is...

DARKKKKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Me: I'm bored...
Draven: Draaaaaaaaaven
Me: Wat
Draven: You should Draven that Draven
Me: Stop please
Draven: I have the best job