I've got TF.
Brb getting rich.

Me: hey orianna, could you help me remember what's on my shopping list?
Orianna: apples, oranges, kayle, tear gas, toilet paper, meat, yogurt, bullets, soda, salt, ketchup.
Me: thanks
{a few seconds later}
Me: waaaaaait a minuet
Orianna: do not resist, The Ball commands it.

Me: Amumu, what are you doing in my head or WHAt?
Amumu: *cries* fml.
Me: Why?
Amumu: You actually care?
Me: Yep, and ill be your only friend.
*opens lol, plays amumu and goes 11/3
Amumu: I thought nobody would pick me! So pro.

Me: *picks up a Promax bar*
Shen: Eat a Balance bar instead.
Me: Why?
Shen: It's more balanced.
Me: What if I balance on one foot while eating a Promax bar?
Shen: Then your leg positions will not be balanced.
Me: How about I balance your sword inside of your throat?
Shen: If you can do that, then you can balance a Balance bar inside of your throat.
Me: I'll just eat a balance of Balance bars and Promax bars...

I'd be on a spree of helping everyone and everything with random acts of kindness to shut Soraka up for an hour or two, then the following will ensue during a game of Hearts of Iron:

"I fail to see the point of this-- DID YOU JUST DECLARE WAR ON THE ENTIRE CONTINENT?!"

"Yeah, so?"

"B-b-but millions will die!"

"Uh-huh."

"And you don't CARE?"

"I think you're taking this a little seriously."

Don't get me started on what'll happen when NUKES get researched.

lol

Hm...

> Me at my crappy job washing dishes

"God... I really hate the cooks...all so stupid.."
Darius: "Could just... you know Execute them all... for Noxus and all."
"Well... I could but then I'd go to jail and I'd be called a crazy person for brandishing an axe or something and screaming 'NOXIA!' Would be bad."
"It's ok, you can execute who ever catches you too... so long as you have mana to ult"

i can see alot more that what most can see thanks to malzahar

Veigar would make me eeeeeeeeeeeevil

"...."
"...."
"...So"
"So..."
"Got anything Riven?"
"Nope..."
"...Noxius sucks"
"Meh, I don't care"
"Such a buzz kill..."
"..."
"This is awkward."
"Indeed. Hey whats this?"
"DON'T CLICK THAT!"
"Fine! Geez..."