octocat: Lv.94 Salesman. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
Top Level =D

hmmm....level 70 android with lots of money. all y'all lvl 30 noobs get owned.

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I checked for Morello right now, it seems he's a level 41 Nerd with psychokinesis... But we all already knew it, i mean, he has to lift the Villainy Throne of Nerfaria and all them LED screens of his lair somehow...

But well, i went with both my names and their central themes, i got:
Zanes theBRgent: Lvl 49 breakdancing Thief.
Zanes theNArgent: Lvl 44 Warrior with Midas touch (turns stuffs into gold).
Zanes theArgent: Lvl 74 Gunslinger who can withstand high temperatures.

Bilvo: Lv.20 Warrior. Special trait: great dancer.

Lv 79 Monk; has very high luck.

Wat

AHeroNamedHawke: Lv.41 Dancer. Special trait: can breakdance.

Get on my level

Enter ManlyMan

LOL

Lv.100 Poopsmith. Special trait: can summon flames. (what in gods name is a poopsmith?)

Xanis: Lv.58 Poopsmith. Special trait: has ESP.

InShortSight: Lv.44 Dragoon. Special trait: can eat habaneros.

IMA DRAGOON

inshortsight: Lv.97 Thief. Special trait: can sing like an angel.

IMA justin beiber??? FARK *stabs self in throat*