Granted; they next awesome champ comes out in 2035

I wish the next poster to not be a genie.

Granted; I'M A WIZARD AND I TURN YOU TO REVERSE ANNIE WITHOUT HER SPELLS

I wish Wukong really was the best.

Granted. Wu Kong is now the best at being squishy. I have given him an Armor and MR of 0 with no growth and 50 HP again with no growth.

I wish Kennen saw more tournament play after his recent nerf.

Granted. now every single game has 10 Kennen players.

I wish Malphite didn't do so much damage...

Granted. Malphite Has Taking His True Form As A Rock, And Now Sits In Lane Immobile.

I Wish More People Would Post In This Thread. I Think I've Posted 4 Times In The Past 2 Pages.

Granted, but most, if not all, of them will be trolls. Sad day.

I wish I had a 7-foot long sword and the training to use it.

Granted, but its made of marshmallow bunnies

I wish zombie brand was free to everyone

Granted, but it is laggy and bugs alot plus none of the attacks work.

I wish I had a moose made of porcupines.

Granted, but it absolutely loves you, causing you to get poked by porcupine quills every time its comes to see you. Armor is useless because it quills of steel are that strong.

I wish for my wish to allow me to be granted 10 additional uncorruptable wishes.

Granted...
...Soraka will use her ult 10 times at some point in your life.

I wish to bring my Call of Duty Black Ops classes into LoL.