Wish one doesn't count HA

Wish two granted, but everything costs 1000000 x as much and for a 450 ip champion you need a million dollars ( I DON'T CARE IF THE MATHS IS WRONG)

MY wish- That elise has smaller boobs. SHE'S A SPIDER WHY SHE HAVE MASSIVE BOOBS!

Granted...and as an added bonus, all the champion's boobs are shrunk...even Gragas's ^_^


I wish for a team that doesn't give up...ever...

Granted but there all terrible.

i wish every champion was now draven.

Granted but they can't catch the spinning axes

I wish ashe ult scaled with her ad and not ap

Granted, but now her ult doesn't do AoE damage.

I wish Lux had a cute modern-esque skin without a hat.

Granted, but its so cute that players are hypnotized by it, causing them to feed and lose the game.

I wish Cho'Gath's ultimate gave 2 stacks of Feast on champion kill.

Granted, but every time you ult you shrink instead...

I wish there was a real reason to change between forms as Jayce (and no movement speed doesn't count for me) .

Granted...now changing between forms stops his health from draining. Every second he stays in one form he loses 200 health.

I wish for more Star Wars themed skins.

[LEFT](more? there are starwars themed skins?)
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[CENTER]granted but the game crashes when you attempt to even look at the art so no knows if that are really there or not


I wish for three uncorrectable wishes c':[/CENTER]