Granted, but none of them have bulges at thier chest.

I wish that I can make champions with riot.

Granted, but they end up becoming the next "Teemos"
I wish a red would post in this thread.

Granted, a riot will post his response to someone else at one point.

I wish I could crawl out of elo hell by jungling like stonewall.

Granted but once you escape elo hell you get matched with an AP tryndamere for the next 10 games putting you back in elo hell.

I wish for a non-poisoned carrot that may only be consumed by me and that does not explode or shoot acid out of itself breath fire or taste bad.

You may have your carrot, but after eating it your genitalia pop off

I wish for another good Jarvan skin...

granted you get another good jarvan skin.jarvan is removed

i wish for sej to be viable

Granted, but Sejuani is now perma banned in every single game
I wish Riot buffed irelia

Granted, but they also buffed every other champ so it's like nothing even happened.

I wish Nidalee had a few more skins that were creative and good-looking, and also cheap.