Granted, but his stats are nerfed into something worse than Season 2 Eve.
I wish Morello stopped nerfing Rengar.

Granted, but they start nerfing all your other favorite champs.

I wish there were more champs that were animals or could turn into them.

Granted, but they all get cooked up for lunch for the other champions.

I wish Nasus and Renekton could just get along again.

Granted, but their friendship goes to the extent where they fall deeply in love and cause each of their games to be spent admiring each other, even if the other isn't playing...

I wish Lux's ult had a 3 sec cool down and deals 700 base damage.

Granted, but now it costs 5000 mana per cast.

I wish I had a lot more RP and IP.

Granted, but you can't buy anything with them

I wish I could become a champion of my choice.

Granted, but you are only allowed to become that champion for 5 seconds a month.

I wish jayce was nerfed to the point where he becomes more nonexistent than karma.

Granted, but you can only play Jayce.

I wish that I start the game with a 1000 gold per 10 item.

Granted, but the item reduces your AD / AP / HP by 1000 when carrying it, And you cannot sell or get rid of it.

I wish more people would use Elise... I rarely see her